…you wear lipstick out of the house for the first time in a long time, and then you go get burgers and fries with your child and without thinking you wipe the grease from the fries off of your mouth with the back of your hand.
And there it is: the half of your lipstick that didn’t just get smeared across your cheek is now on the back of your hand like you’re taking styling tips from Robert Smith.
I am such a classy mom sometimes…