200 Followers!

dannonsextalk:

High five to our 200th follower!

Also high five to the 2,400+ people who have visited the blog since we started a little under a month ago.

We are so grateful to all of you for coming, reading, asking, and trusting us to give you the answers you’re looking for. Sometimes your questions make us remember fondly the day we first learned how to give a hand job, sometimes your questions have us scrambling for diagrams of the clitoris, or training videos for bondage knots, but we adore every single ask we get in our mailbox.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! You guys rock!

xoxo, Dani & Shannon

So, in the month that our little sex advice blog has been going, we’ve managed to blow every conceivable goal we had for it out of the water.  I’m really proud of this thing, and the work that we put into it on the daily. But I’m also super thankful that a bunch of people from all over the world are trusting two girls in Alaska to answer some very personal questions about sex.

Anyway, you guys have been watching me repost pictures of adorable chubby fashion of over two years now (I know right, that’s like 80 years old by Tumblr standards), and I just want to thank all 1,641 of you for understanding when my posts are sporadic.  Sex advice is WAY more labor intensive than reposting cute girls in cute dresses.  But I promise I still love you all very much, and hey, if you’ve got a question you want to ask, dip on over and fire away :)

xoxo, Shannon

iwasateenagezine:

I had a new dress made in this beautiful cat print originally designed by Tammis O’Keefe. I loooove everything about it!

Dress: Dash Ambler
Petticoat: Mode Merr

well that’s the cutest thing ever!

(Source: terriblytwee, via fatgirlvintagestyle)

fearlesszombie:

It was my birthday last week and this is what I wore for my purple themed tea party :D 

You are such a doll, Happy Birthday angel!!!

fearlesszombie:

It was my birthday last week and this is what I wore for my purple themed tea party :D 

You are such a doll, Happy Birthday angel!!!

(via fatbodies)

So, it’s snowing outside, and a slow rage had been building in me all day.  I chose tonight to replicate a photo shoot I’d done at the age of 19, but this time instead of whimsy, there was fear and anger and entanglement.It was a pretty excellent way to get my weather fueled anger out. Also worth mentioning, there is no filter on any of these.  The lighting is responsible (an extra long string of ice blue halogen bulbs.

(Source: louieadele, via justplain-b)

rand0mflora:

Mr. Barthes: To deliberately believe in lies while knowning they’re false. 
Examples of this in everyday life. 

This was a pretty good movie. I liked it.

oh man, totally on my list of movies to watch (but not right now because I’m bleeding and I won’t be able to see half of it through what I’m sure will be endless TEARS!!!!

(via gumballriot)

My Son, the Princess

This morning my son requested a PB&J for breakfast, and because I’m a rebel and a pushover who doesn’t believe in things like “breakfast foods” (bacon is an all day food, yo) I made him that PB&J.

Conundrum: My child has epic long blond hair that is down to his chin in the front, and longer in the back, and it will become one with the PB and with the J as well if left unwrangled.  So I find a pink bandana nearby, make a headband out of it, and bam problem solved.

Child places his hands up on his head to feel my handiwork.

“Is it a crown? Am I a princess?”

“You’re very beautiful.”

“I don’t need to be beautiful, I just need to be a princess.”

“Well then, you are one, and princesses eat their breakfast.”

“I’m eating like a princess!”

When he is older, I hope he will continue to bring me the joy he did this morning. Unexpected, wonderful, and contagious joy.

tangledupinlace:

pretty good face day #90percentangel

you are such a flawless perfect beautiful inside-and-out human being.  thank you for existing.

tangledupinlace:

pretty good face day #90percentangel

you are such a flawless perfect beautiful inside-and-out human being.  thank you for existing.

(via fuckyeahfathaircuts)

prettyplussize:

Evie Wolfe

Jesus take the wheel!!!!

(via fatbodies)

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Oh my god, oh my god this this this this!!!  My time bomb only has about a 33% chance of going off based on family history… it’s still scary as fuck.

(via fearlesszombie)

riotsnotdiets:

gabifresh:

AHHHHH! My swim collection is AVAILABLE NOW! BUY IT HERE!
go to gabifresh.com for more pics and important info about sizing/fit before buying!

I just got mine!

posting again for the day crowd, THEY’RE HEEEEEERE!!!!!!!

becauseimafuckinglady:

Thigh highs plus cut offs equals almost pants… my kinda math

I operate with this kind of math too!

becauseimafuckinglady:

Thigh highs plus cut offs equals almost pants… my kinda math

I operate with this kind of math too!

FOR ANYONE AWAKE, MY SWIMSUITS ARE UP ON THE WEBSITE NOW TO BUY!!!!!

roxxieyo:

gabifresh:

NEON SUITS RUN LARGE IN MY OPINION. SIZE DOWN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T HAVE A LARGE BUST. GALAXY AND JEWEL PRINT RUN TRUE TO SIZE. LINK HERE! 

Had to get mine before they sold out. Use code MAY1 for 25% off!

Oh my goodness, babies, the Gabi Fresh swimsuits are up!!!! go get em!!!

(via heyfatchick)

letoilecentrale asked: Found your blog/feel like crying over it a little. Thank you for all the chubspiration. <3<3

AW!  you’re so sweet!  Enjoy the bounty I’ve collected, and embrace your awesome!!!

xoxo, Shannon

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Oh my goodness gracious do I know this feeling! I’m casually dating a guy who is a personal trainer and I’ll often catch myself wondering “but why ME?” because society, and engrained ways of thinking, have taught us that we don’t deserve conventionally attractive guys, and that conventionally attractive guys aren’t into “girls like us”. That shit has to stop!

When I find myself feeling shitty about my physical appearance, I do a thing:

  • grab big tub of really good lotion
  • take off all clothing but underwear
  • stand in front of mirror
  • massage lotion over entire body, part by part, feeling the smoothness of the skin, the way it curves and folds and stretches, feeling the way the skin rolls in spots, how it feels when there is hair growing out of it, how the stubble on my legs feels, how the skin is thicker on my feet than on the inside of my knees.
  • and sometimes I whisper to my body all the ways I love it, sometimes it stays just in my head, but sometimes I hold my lotioned belly in my hands, and I slide my fingers around on it and tell it “I love you for being so soft and warm, I love you for holding my organs inside and never once spitting them out, I love you for giving my a belly button to play with, for giving my son a place to rest his head when we snuggle.” and on and on and on.
  • Sometimes I take bubble baths and lift my legs out of the tub like some 1940’s starlet and I feel coy and sexy and wonderful.

The basic idea is, when you feel shitty about yourself, fucking romance yourself, take yourself on a sexy private date for one and show your body how awesome it is. That way, the next time you are naked with your partner, and his hands are on you, you can remember what your hands felt like, sliding over your glorious skin, and you can remember all the sweet words you said to yourself, and know that he’s probably thinking those too.

At least, that’s what I do :)

xoxo, Shannon

*edit*

I feel like now might be a good time to mention that my best friend and I run a sex advice blog and the response above is pretty much how we roll for every question we receive. So if you want to read more of me (and my besty) giving honest advice on all things sex and romance related, go check out Dani & Shannon Talk About Sex