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You're so fucking full of yourself

thefrogman:

I’m okay with that.

I feel that is better than being full of other people. 

coelasquid:

vwcarmats:

fuck whenever i wear tanks by themselves, the straps always slide down. even with a bra where i tighten them up, it keeps happening. its like they think im in some shitty romcom where I have to make a dude gulp at my sexy, seductive shoulders.

except thats not the case and i dont want to have to reach up to my steamy armpit in this, the season of heat death, and pull them back up.

image

Maybe?

Paperclip is a much less stabby option. Both will work, but only one can spring open and stab you in the shoulder blade, so it really depends on what kind of adventure you’d like to have that day.

If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.

Unknown (via thexpotent)

This hit me harder than I expected.

(via isarian450)

evrrlark:

do u ever carry ur boobs in your hands because bras are uncomfortable and u deserve better

Universal Truth is being spoken here!

tangledupinlace:

alithea:

premierbonheur:

it’s honestly really fucking troubling to me that people are still on ameliabutter and pussybow’s dicks

like if you can forgive your friends’ racism or brush it off you’re pretty much being complicit

and if you didn’t know about ameliabutter now you know

and if you’re friends with them, call your damn friends out

forever and ever and ever.

boop

It’s been a while since we discussed the shit that Amelia Butter thinks is okay. A refresher course, my sweets.

Bobby Hill is the hero we need, AND the one we deserve.

Anonymous
asks:
I get really nervous physically touching a guy due to years of hearing guys say that big girls are not sexy and that skinny girls are what they want. Even if it's a friend, I have this feeling like he is totally repulsed because I am big. This has seriously impacted my self-confidence in could-be relationships. Is there anything I can do to help myself? I don't want to feel this way but I can't help it...

realtalksexadvice:

Alright, big girl to big girl, we’re gonna have a talk about this.

I get it.

I get it so much!

It’s so hard to build self confidence regardless of size, finding ways to believe in your awesome take time. On top of that, we live in a society that places value on tiny waists and dainty features when it comes to those who identify as women. We are anything but petite, we take up space and our bodies are noticed even when we wish they could blend in.

It’s true that some people like women who are skinny, but it is just as true that some people like women who are shaped exactly as we are shaped. They love the soft curve of belly and thigh and hip and ass, they love the way we can be squeezed, the extra wiggle in our walk, the softness of our faces.

BUT, what is more important than the fact that somewhere, someone will find us attractive enough to make advances on, is the fact that we are worthy of love, and affection, and snuggles, and kisses, and touches, and sex in any flavor you like, REGARDLESS of size.

Do not quarantine yourself away from people you find attractive because you think you are not worthy of them. Approach people, flirt, laugh loudly and converse about topics that you’re interested in. You will not always win each heart you desire, but the loses are small compared to the gains of just fucking going for it and realizing that a life lived in fear is a life half lived (credit to Baz Luhrmann for that last sentence).

xoxo, Shannon

I co-author a sex advice blog. This question came in today and I thought it worked well for chubby fashion stuff too.

fatandnerdy:

Yesterday I went into work wearing a crop top and high waisted leggings. As I was walking through the parking lot I saw an older dude with two young girls, presumably his daughters. He gestured at me and then they all started laughing and going “gross!” I made intense eye contact and when they quieted down I forcefully said, “Hello. You can go fuck yourself.” God that felt good.

Yasssssss!

lookhuman:

skindeeptales:

T shirt here:
http://www.lookhuman.com/search/cant%20weigh

skindeeptales, you’ve officially won the “Most Badass Body-Positive Beard Guy” selfie award. We’re in awe.

Feeling a whole lot of feelings right now….

lookhuman:

skindeeptales:

T shirt here:

http://www.lookhuman.com/search/cant%20weigh

skindeeptales, you’ve officially won the “Most Badass Body-Positive Beard Guy” selfie award. We’re in awe.

Feeling a whole lot of feelings right now….

russianfamouscurves:

Radmila Rockie Zombie

dreamlooks

justmakeitstop:

ambienne:

shmeards:

baka otaku basedsociopath

"pervert drunken kawaii"
that is literally my whole aesthetic. put it on my tombstone.

Drunkenly sexual intellect. Okay then.

Talented, Bearded, Redonkulous

well it’s a life goal NOW.

justmakeitstop:

ambienne:

shmeards:

baka otaku basedsociopath

"pervert drunken kawaii"

that is literally my whole aesthetic. put it on my tombstone.

Drunkenly sexual intellect. Okay then.

Talented, Bearded, Redonkulous

well it’s a life goal NOW.

missslist:

Zaid Ghanem Haute Couture S/S 2014. The entire collection. Original images are from vogue.co.uk

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

It’s me, I am this horse. Fat, confident, sultry eyed, and fond of bunnies (also WAY fast at running).

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

It’s me, I am this horse. Fat, confident, sultry eyed, and fond of bunnies (also WAY fast at running).

Went to Red Rock Canyon today, rode a metal tortoise, my 5 year old took a picture of me, pretty stoked on it.
Happy Father’s Day.

Went to Red Rock Canyon today, rode a metal tortoise, my 5 year old took a picture of me, pretty stoked on it.

Happy Father’s Day.